NAME Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random - random theories SYNOPSIS use feature 'say'; use Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random 'theory'; say theory(); DESCRIPTION This module exports one function, `theory()` which returns a string. BUGS Please report any bugs to . SEE ALSO REDACTED AUTHOR Toby Inkster . COPYRIGHT AND LICENCE This software is copyright (c) 2021 by Toby Inkster. This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES THIS PACKAGE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.