NAME Acme::Daily::Fail - generate random newspaper headlines SYNOPSIS use strict; use warnings; use Acme::Daily::Fail qw(get_headline); print get_headline(), "\n"; DESCRIPTION Acme::Daily::Fail provides a single function that when called generates a random newspaper headline which is typical for a certain UK newspaper title. FUNCTION "get_headline" Not exported by default, takes no parameters, returns a randomly generated headline. AUTHOR Chris "BinGOs" Williams based on the Daily-Mail-o-matic by Chris Applegate LICENSE Copyright © Chris Applegate and Chris Williams This module may be used, modified, and distributed under the same terms as Perl itself. Please see the license that came with your Perl distribution for details. SEE ALSO